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>JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A
>90s KID.
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>IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.
>JeEeEeEzzz!
>YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF...
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>YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.
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>YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.
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>YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"
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>YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
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>YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND
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>TAMAGOTCHI'S
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>YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.
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>YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.
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>YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.
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>YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS,
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>NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.
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>YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.
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>TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.
>
>YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.
>
>YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.
>
>2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.

THIS IS FOR THE GUYS! GET IT RIGHT
1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already.!!!!!!!!
2. when you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.
3. when you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.
4. if she's the only one in your life, TELL HER.
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her
6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR...
ALWAYS. (you don't have to buy us presents)
7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back.
8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a
deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).
9. kiss her lightly every chance you
get.
10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead,or nose.
11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand
there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.
15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it.
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do.When she is
ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL
and PERFECT.
So appreciate what she does do with you.
17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two,
cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.
GUYS- repost if you are going to treat your next gf this way, do treat her
this way.
GIRLS- repost if you think guys should do
this
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions,she is wondering how
long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you",no one in this world can miss you more than
than you wouldnt no by any chance would u?

THIRTEEN WAYS TO WIN A GIRLS HEART!!!

omg guys these are sooo true....so take note!!!

1) Hugs from behind
2) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other
3) When standing wrap your arms around her
4) Cuddle with her
5) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING!!
6) Write her little notes
7) Compliment her honesty
8) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible
9) Say "i love you" and mean it
10) Pick her over your friends, no matter what, even if your friends call you a pussy.
11) comfort her when she cries
12) love her with all your heart
13) Pick her up and flirt with her (shell scream and say put me down but she really loves it)
*Girls Repost This If You Think Its Sweet*
*Guys Repost This If You Would Do It!!!*
*-*-*+*FIND THE GUY~*+*-*-*
Find a guy who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the guy who kisses you on the forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in front of his friends,
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you,
Wait for the one who says to his friends "thats her"

16 signs you like someone.

SIXTEEN:

When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:

They're all you think about.

SIX:

You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:

You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.......

you might agree with it, but when it actually
happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and

say "thank you."

Kiss us when no

one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER
RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..

........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

*****Give the nice guys a
chance*****

************************************************** Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

*Holdin Hands

Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

YOU MUST PLAY! OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE IS TO PICK THE SKITTLE THAT REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE! OH BY THE WAY, DO NOT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16 AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU!

Yellow Skittle: Taken And About To Break Up

Red Skittle: Taken And Lovin every minute of it

Purple Skittle: Taken And Confused

Orange Skittle: Crushing On Someone

Blue Skittle: Like someone who doesn't like you back

Peach Skittle: Single and crushing, but confused as to whether they like you back or not

Pink Skittle: Like someone who likes you back but not going out....
yet

Green Skittle: Just broke up with sumone, but still have feelings for them

Lime green skittle: just feel like giving up, lay back and let the right person come to you

White Skittle: In an abusive relationship

Hot pink Skittle: just confused and watever happens happens

Invisible Skittle: I'm a ninja

Sliver Skittle: Gave Up Along Time Ago On Love

BLACK SKITTLE: Im tired of these stupid love life bulletins that involve random multicolored objects, and if a man appears over my bed with a damn knife ill fucking shove skittles up his ass & make him taste the fucking rainbow:

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